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Fake Pagans.
Can't live with them, and yes we could easily live without them.


Welcome to Playgans the psychotic rantings of the Exhibit A: [Delladreing]. Formed out of sheer madness and frustration Playgans was born out of a love for religion and genuine faith, mixed in with a healthy dosage of psychosis and religious zeal enough to make even the most devout fundamentalist feel ashamed.


The rant began in the year of 2004 and is still going strong. During this time Playgans has come under fire and been branded as a "hate site", Dela herself has been tainted with the foulness of such accusations.
The aim of Playgans was never to incite or promote religious hatred. The aim of Playgans was to educate the masses, the fakers found on the web, and to give those serious about their faith in the pagan world a place to come and have a bit of a chat. So far it has been working well and we now have a wider branch of readers than we ever had before. The fact that the site contains a lot of references to violence, and psychosis does not mean that the content found within is hate mongering. It is merely [Delladreing]'s style of writing. And mindset. (Heh.)


At this point she would like to thank all of those that have shown her project such support. Had there not been so much support and loyalty from readers she would have allowed Playgans to fade away a long time ago. Thank you to all of you :)


Playgans News
Click for all your news and other random crap.
To go back in time, click the Playgans News Archive.
Please note any important news will be added to the bottom of the wiki in bold.


NEWS PREVIEW:
dear diary....


And now, on with the ranting:


-The Original Rant.

The pebble that started the avalanche.



Vaguely educational, the things you really ought to read:


-The Term "Playgan"   -Definition of a Real Wiccan   -You Might Be a Playgan if...
-Further Reading   -Further Further Reading


-Setting the Myths Straight   -Pentacle/Pentagram Which Is It?   -OMG! i h3xx0rz u!  
-Jeeves! Bring me my gun...   -So you're a vampyre huh?


-Faffing hell...   -Its all in the name...   -Religious tolerance...


Frothing at the mouth seizure induced ranting:


-"Omg I pwn u!"...o rly?   -Oh no...   -Fuck the What?  
-So you've seen 'The Craft'?   -The Witch is Back


*NEW*
The Commercialist Witch

 


Some Wiccan texts and explanations of their origins etc etc.
-The Ardanes- Gerald Gardner
-The Full Wiccan Rede- Doreen Valiente
-Charge of the Goddess - Doreen Valiente
-Charge of the God-Doreen Valiente
-Witches Rune - Doreen Valiente
-Witches Creed - Doreen Vaiente


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-Members of Playgans Join! :)
-Playgans: FAQ Ask questions.
-Playgans banners Advertise me bitches!





*Stagger, sway, crumples to the ground and lays there twitching*
As you can see, we've had a major epic overhaul of vast proportions. Now witness the fire power of this fully armed and operational battle station fine lines and the smoothness of the layout. No more ocd inducing amount of STUFF crammed in to one page. (gottafixitgottafixitgottafixit) And it's only taken me five months. Aha ahahahah ahahahahahahah ahem heh hmm...Although you may think you know some of these rants well, please note that although I've used the same title for a lot of things, I have actually, in some cases rewritten the entire thing. So please, go have another read. Anything currently missing, such as the fanart, fansongs etc etc will be put back in at a later date. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go over in to that corner and die

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2006-02-24 [Azuri]: aww that sucks >.<

2006-02-24 [Fuu]: Yea, you're telling me. >.< My stress level is going to increase soooo much. So if at one point I come on in a REALLY bad mood, you all know why beforehand.

2006-02-24 [Azuri]: what kinda final project is it??

2006-02-24 [JWOlette]: *reminds self to wear helmet around Fuu from now untill april*

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: wait wait wait, theres a protest going on and I never noticed? o.O

2006-02-24 [Sobre is the shit]: *looks around at all the signs* help looks like it

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: damn o.O

2006-02-24 [Sobre is the shit]: yep definately a protest going on.... *ponders at why*

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Dela stole the cookies!!

2006-02-24 [Azuri]: Heh We want our cookies back XD

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Too flipping right! XD

2006-02-24 [Azuri]: XD now if youll kindly hand them over XD

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Or we'll labotomise you >)

2006-02-24 [Azuri]: XD poor Dela's gonna get her brain taken out

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Naaah, I'll just fiddle about in there >)

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: ...what cookies? o.O; ooooh these ones <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/stuff/dela.cookies.jpg>

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: *gasp* THIEF!!

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: ppfft I made them :P I be makeing more

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Really? *follows Dela like a lost puppy*

2006-02-24 [Azuri]: ::follows squeena and dela like a cookie zombie:: cooooOOoooOokkkkKKkkiiiiIIIiiieeeeeeEEEEssss

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: Yes :) I am actually makeing some, to fill my hours of unlovedness v.v

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: *huggles* I'll love you XD

2006-02-24 [Azuri]: I <3 cookies

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: hehe <3 the cookies, but not me :p well fine then *makes more*

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Awww, Dela rejected my love *falls over heartbroken*

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: Eep no I never saw jooh! *hugs*

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: So you love me? *le doe eyed blink blink*

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: yesh :3

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Wheeeeee! *plans the wedding*

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: O.o wheeeeeeeeeeeeee ^^

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Mwehehehehe >)

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: Nyahahahahaha *chokes*hahaha*cough*haa*gasp*haaaa*dies*

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: O_O Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Don't leave me Dela! *sobs all dramatically*

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: *haunts*

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Omigawd, it's like ghost! XD

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: nyaha only I'm teh hotter o.O

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: I agrees *makes clay pots*

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: <3!!

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Mwehehehehe!

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: *bouncy bouncy bouncy* i am so hyper O.o

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: *gives tigger outfit* Really? Would never have noticed >)

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: :O!!! *bouncy*

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: *gets into eeyore outfit* Smexyness <3

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: hehehehe aaahh my wiki has become a site of debauchery, sex and childrens books o.O; I am so sure I could get sued for this, or put in prison

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: I take full responsibility >) Wait...No I don't o_O

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: Damn o.O

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: But I'll go to prison for you! XD

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: YAY

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: You got to bust me out though

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: Duh, I will sneak in dressed as a smexyfull guard and get you out. then we can flee over seas

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Omigawd, do I get cocktails?

2006-02-24 [Azuri]: XD you can come live with me to get away from the law!

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: oooh thanks Poptart, and yes, yes you do get cocktails

2006-02-24 [Azuri]: XD Weee!!

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: Party at Poptarts, I'll bring the cookies and martini

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: With umbrellas?!?!

2006-02-24 [Azuri]: i like umbrellas XD

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: with umbrellas ^^

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Omigawd!! I am soooooo there! *hands self into police*

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: Right, now wheres my hand cuffs gone *wanders off to find her gear*

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Wheee! *is in police cell*

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: *leans around the door in her police uniform smexeh style*

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: *whistles* Wooohooo!!!

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: mwahaha thankee *sexifies the other people unconcious and runs off with sequeena*

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Wheeeee! *runs off into the sunset*

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedome and mini umbrellas

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Rock on!!!

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: how hardcore are we :p

2006-02-24 [Azuri]: ::shows up at coast in a boat::Jump in!!

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: *puts on some hardcore music* chaaaaaavnesssss

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: *hops in*

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: *hops in with de music*

2006-02-24 [Avoral]: "Smex." That sounds like sex with a Mexican.

2006-02-24 [Azuri]: XD hahah thats horrible::starts the boat away from the coast and onward overseas::

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: "Row row row your boat gently down the stream!"

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: Merrily merrily merrily life is but a- WATERFALL!

2006-02-24 [Avoral]: OH FUCK *bails*

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: SHIT!! *clings onto Dela*

2006-02-24 [Avoral]: *Shakes head and throws obese Texans onto the waterfall, plugging it*

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Thank jebus for that

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: *bounces off the mexican and throws seqeena up at teh Avy* save the child!

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Whee!! What?! MAMMY!!!

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: *keeps bouncing on the mexicans*

2006-02-24 [Avoral]: Oh, come on. Their belt buckles are solid ground. She can pretty much walk on them.

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: This, is true ^^

2006-02-24 [sequeena_rae]: Dela just wants to be funky :P

2006-02-24 [Delladreing]: Its the sugar I tell ye

2006-02-24 [Azuri]: Heh sugar good:-D ::uses a whip as a rope to throw down to Dela;:

2006-02-24 [Avoral]: Rgh. Anyone know where to get Nerds Rope aside from gas stations?

2006-02-24 [Azuri]: umm a candy shop?

2006-02-24 [a faerie tale]: Mmm....candeh.....

2006-02-25 [Azuri]: we have a candy shop in our mall here hehe

2006-02-25 [Avoral]: INGENIOUS. God, I think my IQ dropped eight points when I asked that question.

2006-02-25 [Delladreing]: o.O i feel dumb, i dont know what that is

2006-02-25 [JWOlette]: its like licrise coverd in nerds

2006-02-25 [Azuri]: its kinda yummy^-^ hehe my IQ drops a good eight points a day XD

2006-02-25 [sequeena_rae]: Nerds? o_O

2006-02-25 [Azuri]: heh its a type of candy made of mostly sugar

2006-02-25 [sequeena_rae]: Isn't all candy mostly made of sugar? o_O

2006-02-25 [Azuri]: lol mayyyyyyybeeeXD

2006-02-26 [Pyra]: Sweee! You don't know what Nerds are??? It's the most awsomest type of candy ever! It's teh roxrz ^-^

2006-02-26 [Avoral]: That it is. That it is. The Fiona, would you say you've experienced candy in full?

2006-02-26 [Willow Rose]: *reading older comments for the first time* Nerds Rope is awesome!

2006-02-26 [Avoral]: Effs yeah it is.

2006-02-26 [Willow Rose]: The only kind of Nerds candy I like actually.

2006-02-26 [Avoral]: *Record stops all scratchy-noisy* *Raises an eyebrow*

2006-02-26 [Azuri]: I <3 all sorts of Nerds candy its one of my favorites^_^

2006-02-26 [sequeena_rae]: *coughs* I believe me and Dela don't know what nerds are because we're British XD

2006-02-26 [Delladreing]: This is true :P

2006-02-26 [sequeena_rae]: And I'm guessing all youse lot is American :P

2006-02-26 [Delladreing]: some of them :P but yea, most of the above are teh american types

2006-02-26 [sequeena_rae]: oo teh Americans? *aweness*

2006-02-26 [Delladreing]: Indeed ^^

2006-02-26 [Willow Rose]: *raises hand* American type. *nods* o.O They don't have Nerds over there?!

2006-02-26 [sequeena_rae]: No...^___________________^

2006-02-26 [Willow Rose]: Awww, someone should sue something! That's just wrong. v.v

2006-02-26 [sequeena_rae]: We have um....Brain lickers >)

2006-02-26 [Willow Rose]: O____o Brain lickers...?

2006-02-26 [Willow Rose]: Ewww >.>

2006-02-26 [sequeena_rae]: XD It's a sour candy drink thing

2006-02-26 [Willow Rose]: I used to like something like that... But they don't sell it anymore where I live... It was like sour candy, but in gel form...

2006-02-26 [sequeena_rae]: Ooo, sounds nice :P

2006-02-26 [Willow Rose]: It was... slimy.

2006-02-26 [Sobre is the shit]: weirdnessq

2006-02-26 [Avoral]: I found nihilistic chewing gum. It doesn't believe in flavor.

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: We should send sequeena and dela some nerds::is teh american type:: I remember having something like that but i know it was called nothing close to that XD

2006-02-27 [Pyra]: Brainlickers sounds like a really really bad zombie movie...O.o

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: that it does^_^ I <3 Zombie movies. Speaking of which brainlickers makes me think of the lickers from Resident Evil XD

2006-02-27 [Willow Rose]: Yesh. :3 *is in love with anything involving Resident Evil*

2006-02-27 [Avoral]: <333333 Resident Evil

2006-02-27 [Willow Rose]: *and ish writing a walkthrough for Resident Evil 2* :D

2006-02-27 [Avoral]: Wow, the people who write the walkthroughs really exist?

2006-02-27 [Willow Rose]: I've talked to one before and I am one as of a week ago... So hopefully. :\

2006-02-27 [Avoral]: Oooooooh.

2006-02-27 [Willow Rose]: *shurgs*

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: Amazing I thought they were myths!!::faints:: I cant play Res Evil cause of the controls XD

2006-02-27 [Avoral]: Me too, Pop-Tart. Me too. But eh, you'll get the hang of Resident Evil someday. Just give it a few years.

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: lol i havent got a few years XD plus im such a panzy that umm it makes me afraidedded XD

2006-02-27 [Avoral]: Haha. I get nice and paranoid when I play it, and I love it.

2006-02-27 [Avoral]: Only problem is I conserve my ammo too well and it always clutters everything up. Even on the super-hard settings.

2006-02-27 [Nohone]: XD blah crazyness i always ran out of ammo(my little poptart gurl here :-P)

2006-02-27 [Avoral]: GASP YOU'VE GOT MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES YOU CRAZY

2006-02-27 [Avoral]: GET IN MY PSYCH WARD AND TRY TO SHANK ME

2006-02-27 [Nohone]: XD Yup you know it!! ::gets in with shank:: Whahahahah

2006-02-27 [Avoral]: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay *proper anti-shanking techniques cause one to be thrown onto the floor face-first--In the most endearing way possible*

2006-02-27 [Nohone]: XD of course it would be rude not to!::trys to shank [Avoral]::

2006-02-27 [Avoral]: *Anti-shanks* ON THE FLOOR BIATCH

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: XD::double teams Avoral with other personality::

2006-02-27 [Delladreing]: ...oh my gawd o.O Shanking in my wiki!

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: Now this is something I did not do XD

2006-02-27 [Delladreing]: Nope, twas the Avy and the Poptart one :P they be lucky I lobe them o.o

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: Yeah, otherwise they'd be- wtf does lobe mean XD

2006-02-27 [Delladreing]: lobe? its like love, only lobe, like lobing o.O "i lobe jooh"

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: Oh! Like ebil >)

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: XD weee i am lobed!

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: You can be lobbed if you like also >)

2006-02-27 [Nohone]: Id rather not get Lobbed something tells me thats painful XD

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: *grins* You would be right to think that XD

2006-02-27 [Nohone]: :-P Yea so no lobbins for me :-D

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: Aw bleh XD

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: you know im a panzy when it comes to pain

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: Awwww *pets*

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: god i hate VB and we are so making fun of the teacher XD

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: You've completely lost me o_O

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: Im in class right now(VB=Visual Basic retarded class retarded teacher)

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: Visual basic? o_O

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: basic programing but i suck at programing and dont understand it>.<

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: Computers?

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: Jah

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: Oooo ¬_¬

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: ::kicks computer::

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: *pets*

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: *nuzzles* I r happyish now though

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: Jesh^^

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: Wheeeeeeeee!

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: ::does the happy dance::

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: *makes photos* XD

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: ::Le GASP!!:: NOOOOoooo you have blackmail!

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: *snickers*

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: ::trys to grab it away::

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: *puts in bra* :P

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: Dont think i wont go in there to get it ;)

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: :O!! RAPE!!!

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: *touches elbow* hehe not rape XD

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: Omigawd!! She's killing meh!! XD

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: Whahahah >D

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: *crawls away*

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: nuh uh::grabs::

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: *struggles* Ah!!!

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: ::pops on head with a water wing:: >D

2006-02-27 [Willow Rose]: *watches amused*

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: I'm being exploited ;_;

2006-02-27 [Nohone]: Yup lots of exploited unless you give up da blackmail!

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: Stuff thatz ¬_¬ Never!!

2006-02-27 [Azuri]: Whahaha!! ::Starts on the chinese water tourture:: Suffer the consequences!!

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: o_O

2006-02-27 [Delladreing]: ...i go away for two hours and what the hell

2006-02-27 [sequeena_rae]: *whimpers* She's trying to kill me!

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